The Audacity of SOAP !!

Ok, Firstly i'd like to complain to all of my Friends, (acquaintances and haven't mets too !!), for not encouraging me enough to participate in "RAKHI KA SWAYAMWAR" (RKS)..
No, seriously, how could they not realize that she was the 1 for me !!
But, today, i lament the very fact, taking vicarious pleasure, sitting on my couch with weeping heart !!
As one of ma friend would've put it.. "it is so bad, it is so bad that you seem to enjoy it !!" Or the way i put it, its NOT BAD, It's pathetic, Pathetic to the very core, and while watching you want to poke a finger in the eye and, touch the OPTHALMIC CORTEX oF your BRAIN, and LOSE your VISION completely !!
I mean, we have suprmundane individuals with chutzpah, with impudence and (all the other humongous words, synonymous with DARING, am yet to learn !!)

As I write, outta CHOSEN 16, 9 have fallen and the Brave 7 remain !!

I get goosebumbs, when i think how Audacious, these 12,000 people who auditioned for RKS would've been !!
Come on !! she couldn't have married to all 12,000 of ya, or more precisely all 16 of ya !!
But, what's funny is how these guys express their love for their "VENUS", ya with cheezy poetry, like "east or west, my love for you is the best", and the abyssal depths of their love which can't be explanied to thee o' mundane !! (RAM KAPUR, who is hosting the show !!)
I have, made a striking observation, Rakhi has almost chosen everyone from U.P., hey !! atleast here U.P. guys are not dejected !!
Then, there is 1 guy, who has studied only uptil, 1st year, and is jobless and expects to marry her !!
Then there is 1 baldie, who has flew all over from CANADA, to marry her !! Oh ma GAWD !!
And, they write love letters to Rakhi !!
Then, there was 1 guy, who was already married since 6 years... had 2 kids and expected to MARRY ....... AGAIN .......

But, whats more Funnier is to see how OUT OF WORK ACTORS (a.k.a RAKHI's FRAAANDS !!), turn up and make the guys DO, all sorts of ACROBATICS !! What's Marriage got to do with : "go fetch the flag, 26 ft. high above the ground in 3 mins.", or "show your dancing abilities and IMPRESS RAKHI "....
1 question, that strikes me, is WHY THE HELL SHE is NOT her USUAL un-LACONIC-SELF ?! is she afraid, that if she unleashes the demon, every1 is gonna run away !?
The other one is, why does she have to wear too many revealing clothes even while she is CRYING her HEART out, or Ranting about her mother in the post-show presentation ?!
BUT, 1 thing ijj phor certain !! This so FAR ! is the wonly Reality TV, where, We'd be feeling SORRY for the WINNER !! And would be eagerly awaiting for a new SPECIES to inherit the Earth !!!